
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Secretary: H.I.C.S's I
Good morning school! I am Mrs Go Shoe Mint. Today we will be having our PDP lesson here at the parade square! We will be talking about leadership qualities.
First of all, a leader must possess some traits. I mean, they need traits to be leader, like, you know? I mean, leaders need to be able to stand out mah. Like, yar.
*walks down the row in the middle of parade square*
You get what I mean? You also need to have confidence to be a leader! I mean, you need to be able to speak up lar, you know what I mean right?
*walks back to the speaker's stand*
There are some people who are born to be leaders lar.. so some of you don't have leadership skills then that's too bad lar. I mean, if you really want to lead then you can go buy the Good leadership Skills Manual (GSM) lar.
The lesson has ended. I know you enjoy my classes, I mean, that's too bad lar. Like.. yar lar.
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Friday, June 09, 2006
Secretary: H.I.C.S's I
Hey I know you're having the so called RODs in your respective CCAs. It is an event that will affect all VRians badly!
ROD, which is the acronym of Randy's Official Death, will bring disaster to VR! Without me the MAJESTY, all of you VRians will not be able to RECEIVE the power of my education!
Without me, and without my partner Rubber Duckie, what will all of you end up as? Without inspirations from me, you would not have gotten such good grades for English Literature!
School, do you get it now? I am very important. You will SUFFER without me to guide you along the 4Ps. To think I came across a group of VRians yesterday having a party to celebrate ROD! YOU SILLY NINNIES! You are FOOLISH!
However, for people who deeply believe in me and my abilities to serve VRHS, fret not. Because right after ROD, I the MAJESTY will be revived! Upon my earth-shattering revival, I will strike back with an even bigger butt! I will not let my supporters, followers and rubber duckies down!
Believe me, trust me, have faith in me, the power that the ALMIGHTY MAJESTY holds... I do not wish to see anymore celebrations of RODs! Or else... you will RECEIVE!
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Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Secretary: H.I.C.S's I
Very Randy High School, are you with me?
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